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Fauxmance Extension

We just got some news about this fauxmance that was set to expire two weeks from now!

We told you that if things went well that the contract might be extended after the initial month.

Well, it just happened! The guy’s team is discussing extending the contract for one more month. This means that, as of now, instead of ending around New Year’s, the relationship would end approximately the first week of February.

Why the extension? Well, the fauxmance accomplishing its objectives. It is helping the guy stay in the headlines and is helping to sell his newest project.

The girl is also benefiting from the arrangement. To her credit, she has been easy for him to get along with, and has been a real pro in playing it coy but still cooperating in all of those public-but-pretending-to-be-private meetups. Not a huge surprise given that she comes from a family that knows how to work the publicity machine. Needless to say, the girl’s side is absolutely thrilled with the renewal.

Keep in mind that fake relationship contracts usually run for a minimum of three or four months, so the fact that this one is only being renewed on a month-to-month basis indicates that the guy’s side is  playing it very conservatively.

They definitely learned their lesson during the last contracted romance for this same guy. Remember that fauxmance? It occurred almost exactly a year ago. Is the timing a coincidence? Nope. Last year’s fauxmance was designed to have exactly the same impact that this one is: to boost two public profiles, and to sell product during the holiday season.

Besides the month-to-month extensions, there will be another difference between last year’s contract and this year’s contract. This time round, he will not be “exclusively” dating and will be “seen” with other girls. It’s all part of the “stud” image his management team is trying to cultivate for him. Are you buying it?

 ''the mystery brunette'' är Ben Winstons fru btw.

The most important thing for his fans to know is that this relationship – like the one from a year ago – is a fake. He was not interested in that one, and he is not interested in this one.

Guy: Harry Styles

Girl: Kendall Jenner

Last year’s fauxmance Girl: Taylor Swift

Who he is interested in: Louis Tomlinson

Dylan Sprouse, 21, före detta Disney-stjärna, känd från "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody" är den senaste kändisen i raden att få sina nakenbilder upplagda på internet. Skådespelarens före detta flickvän lade upp bilder hon fått av honom på nätet, och nu har han själv bekräftat att de är äkta.

"Whoops, verkar som att jag inte är 14 och fet längre", twittrade han avslappnat om de skandalösa bilderna, där han är visar hela paketet. "Jag strulade till det... Men jag vore dum om jag inte erkände mitt misstag. Måste gå vidare från det nu bara, antar jag", fortsatte han.

För att se hans bild större klicka HÄR!

Detta skrev han på sin tumblr tidigare idag: BauSprouse — In regards to my pictures...

In regards to my pictures…

I figured I would write my thoughts on it all. After having a night to sleep on it and a day to reflect, I think there has been ample time to gather my thoughts while the encounter is still fresh. 

First off, I will state that the reason I’m making light of the situation is because I don’t think what I did was wrong. To be blunt, I was proud of my progress in the gym, thought I looked hot, and wanted to share it. I’m of the mindset that whoever you are, if you are proud of your body and want to show it off, so be it! You do you. There is an odd taboo with the human form (especially in the USA) and I don’t particularly think its a good thing to teach people that you should “hide yourself” as something incredibly sacred. Blah blah blah, that’s a medieval notion. 

Secondly, the real problem here was not me sending my pictures to someone, but rather, sending them to the WRONG someone. The real travesty is a misplaced trust, and while I am certainly to blame for it, it is a shame that my private life was somehow forcibly dragged into the public’s perception of me. What is wrong is that, generally I try to stay cool and collected with my prose and a role model for kids (maybe not anymore shamefully) and this seemingly inconsequential act will likely affect the youth’s impression of me. Not only that, but I worry somewhat for my artistic integrity, and my academic integrity. Not exactly ideal, but I’m to blame and I’ll look this incident in the eye like a man. I did it, but I’d be damned if I didn’t own that shit like Beyonce would want me to.

Finally though, and I think that this is the most important part, because of this, I gained 200,000 followers on twitter, 40,000 followers on tumblr, and 20,000 followers on instagram…. It seems to me that the majority of people are actually praising this act as some sort of device to receive fame (or infamy). Why? I have no clue, I don’t entirely condone it though. I’ll make it clear my intent was for this not to happen, and how it has affected me so positively is an enigma to me that rings true of the human condition. Maybe people just like to see others mess up? I’m German by blood, so I feel you on that.

tl;dr? I was proud of myself and my progress since I was 14 and husky, I’m not proud of this incident’s potential lasting effects on my academic and artistic integrity. But I’m making the best of it through humor and I’m getting this shirt made today: 

I figured that if every interaction I have from here on is a chance of them having seen me like this, I may as well just show them anyways heh heh.



P.S please stop sending me nudes you will not get any in return despite popular evidence