They Will Never Be Really Married | BLIND GOSSIP

They Will Never Be Really Married

It’s always happy news when a man and a woman get engaged, right?

Not in this case! There is actually someone very close to the couple who is definitely NOT happy with the news!

It’s the future groom’s boyfriend!

Yes, he has a boyfriend. Yes, his fiancé knows about the boyfriend. Yes, the boyfriend knew that the engagement was coming. That doesn’t mean he has to be happy about it!

In fact, the boyfriend is actually annoyed that his beau has taken the relationship this far. He is telling friends,  that although the couple may be engaged, “They will never be REALLY married.”

What do you think he means by that?

Bride: Kim Kardashian

Groom: Kanye West

Groom’s Boyfriend: Riccardo Tisci

Her Lofty Goals | BLIND GOSSIP

Her Lofty Goals

Why would someone get married simply to get divorced?

Money. Fame.

Her romances and engagements make the front page of every tabloid, and her weddings will make more money than they cost. Since she has no discernible talent, she will use what she has to make and stay in the headlines.  She believes that a rotating door of romances and grooms will keep her in the spotlight long after most stars burn out. When you have such lofty ambitions, it helps to have lofty goals. Her close family and friends know about these goals (although many of them don’t approve).

What are those goals? 1. Babies with more than one wealthy baby daddy. 2. More marriages than Elizabeth Taylor.

It’s Kim Kardashian! Source:BlindGossip.com

So Kim Kardasian and Kanye West just got engaged. Whoopie.

This is the first marriage for Kanye, but the third marriage for Kim. Yes, she is that much closer to her goal of beating Elizabeth Taylor’s record!

Have you noticed that Kim is trotting out the jewels and the tight dresses and the furs once again? Yes, she is channeling Elizabeth Taylor (in her own mind). You can’t even tell where one ends and the other begins (Shhhh! Just play along.)

Just so you know, the last marriage ate up a lot more time than Kim had planned. The original blind item was written two years ago. Kimmy thought she was going to be able to zip in and out of that marriage to Kris Humphries in no time flat.

Well, Hump Day Humphries didn’t get the memo that he was supposed to be a reality show prop for the wedding, and then just roll over for the divorce. If he had truly cared one iota about Kim, he would have allowed himself to be engaged, married, and divorced in the six months he was allotted! Instead, he draaaagged out that divorce for a good long time… and even took the ring back (Elizabeth would have never let that happen!). What a selfish guy!

At least Kanye is in the sprint with her. It’s all out of sequence, but who cares? She was still married to Kris when she started dating Kanye and got pregnant by him. But after the divorce went through, she was cleared for takeoff once again!

While Elizabeth Taylor would have never gotten engaged at AT&T Park – or any ballpark for that matter – congratulations to our classy couple, Kim and Kanye! Let’s see how fast Kim can zip this one through the turnstile. By our calculations, her reality fame clock is ticking down, and she needs to get at least one more marriage and baby under her belt before she turns 35!

How Not To Honor Your Friend | BLIND GOSSIP

How Not To Honor Your Friend

The cast of Glee is in shock over the passing of their colleague and friend, Cory Monteith. One specific cast member was walking around a store in SoHo yesterday with three friends, talking about how they would like to honor Cory.

“I’m going to get a dog. And I’m going to name him ‘Cory Monteith’,” said the Glee cast member.

“That would be disrespectful,” said one of the friends.

“No, it’s not! It would be cool! That way, whenever I talk to him, it will be like having Cory around. Come here, Cory Monteith! Get the ball, Cory Monteith!”

“That’s an incredibly stupid idea,” said another friend.

“Well, I like it, and I’m going to do it,” said the Glee cast member.

SOLVED!

It’s Chord Overstreet from Glee! Source: BlindGossip.com

Cory Monteith died on July 13, 2013. This conversation among Chord and his friends happened at the All Saints store in SoHo on the afternoon of July 16, 2013.

The original blind item pretty much tells the rest of the story.

Chord owns several dogs (Harley, Apollo, and Banjo?) so he clearly loves animals. To the left is a pic of Ashley Benson of Pretty Little Liars kissing a dog that Chord is holding.

We don’t believe that Chord he has obtained a new dog in the past few months. When he does, we hope that he chooses a name that won’t make people wince quite as much.