Her Lofty Goals | BLIND GOSSIP

Her Lofty Goals

Why would someone get married simply to get divorced?

Money. Fame.

Her romances and engagements make the front page of every tabloid, and her weddings will make more money than they cost. Since she has no discernible talent, she will use what she has to make and stay in the headlines.  She believes that a rotating door of romances and grooms will keep her in the spotlight long after most stars burn out. When you have such lofty ambitions, it helps to have lofty goals. Her close family and friends know about these goals (although many of them don’t approve).

What are those goals? 1. Babies with more than one wealthy baby daddy. 2. More marriages than Elizabeth Taylor.

It’s Kim Kardashian! Source:BlindGossip.com

So Kim Kardasian and Kanye West just got engaged. Whoopie.

This is the first marriage for Kanye, but the third marriage for Kim. Yes, she is that much closer to her goal of beating Elizabeth Taylor’s record!

Have you noticed that Kim is trotting out the jewels and the tight dresses and the furs once again? Yes, she is channeling Elizabeth Taylor (in her own mind). You can’t even tell where one ends and the other begins (Shhhh! Just play along.)

Just so you know, the last marriage ate up a lot more time than Kim had planned. The original blind item was written two years ago. Kimmy thought she was going to be able to zip in and out of that marriage to Kris Humphries in no time flat.

Well, Hump Day Humphries didn’t get the memo that he was supposed to be a reality show prop for the wedding, and then just roll over for the divorce. If he had truly cared one iota about Kim, he would have allowed himself to be engaged, married, and divorced in the six months he was allotted! Instead, he draaaagged out that divorce for a good long time… and even took the ring back (Elizabeth would have never let that happen!). What a selfish guy!

At least Kanye is in the sprint with her. It’s all out of sequence, but who cares? She was still married to Kris when she started dating Kanye and got pregnant by him. But after the divorce went through, she was cleared for takeoff once again!

While Elizabeth Taylor would have never gotten engaged at AT&T Park – or any ballpark for that matter – congratulations to our classy couple, Kim and Kanye! Let’s see how fast Kim can zip this one through the turnstile. By our calculations, her reality fame clock is ticking down, and she needs to get at least one more marriage and baby under her belt before she turns 35!

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